Orgasm face

6 May

Hey Ash,

Have you ever seen any funny facegasms? I mean, funny facial expressions when your partner is coming.

Women have told me that they think my face is sexy when I’m about to come. I guess that’s cool, if you think a heart attack expression is
sexy. :)

Actually, I think my facially expression varies. Sometimes it’s a mixture of calm and surprise like the feeling of surviving the plunge and loop of an insane roller coaster. Sometimes it’s asymmetrical like I’m having a stroke. Sometimes it’s a mixture of pain, exhaustion, and pride like I’ve just won the gold medal in getting run over by
stampeding elephants. Sometimes it’s an expression of delicious, bracing exertion like I’m lifting a hundred pound rock while getting a cake smashed in my face.

What’s your face like? What’s your partner’s face like.

- Delicious

Delish,

Love that you rock the Heart Attack coming face. Thats a classic! Good on you. I have seen so many funny facial expressions in my day, i am honestly laughing right now thinking of some of them. Let me shamelessly talk about my own hysterically funny facegasms first before sharing the funny faces i have encountered over the years.

So, word on the pillow is that I make some pretty hilarious faces during sex… I cant help it, I feel good, I am enjoying myself and loving life, i mean who wouldn’t be right?
So the other day… I went cross eyed!!! What the hells up with that…?? I know!! Mind you, i did cum in excess, but seriously delish, what would you think if the girl your giving it too… suddenly goes cross eyed! Mortifying moment! Let me tell you… it was a seriously good fuck session. I have also been known to pull the “Squishy Face” (where I am having so much pleasure my eyes squeeze shut, and face squishes up), “Blind Girl Fizzel” (where your eyes are open, but you go into a pleasure haze, and it feels like your under water for a moment cause you cant breathe), “Lip Bite Silent Scream” (this one speaks for itself) and my favorite, the “OH YEAH” face… Basically, what your face would look like as your squirt everywhere…. um, kinda hard to explain, but ladies you hear me right?.. :)

I think that a mix of expression like you have going on is awesome to have in bed, it lets your partner know that you are loving their sex game and why not just let yourself go and make the faces your body tells you to make.

My partner, like you Delish, makes one hell of a sexy face. It makes me go, every time (best sex currently of my life FYI). But i have seen the “OUCH FACE” (where the person makes a face like they are in enormous amounts of pain), “IM HOLDING BACK” (where you know they are saying GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF.. over and over in their head), “VICTORY GRIN” (just a content little smile, like an arm pump is going on in their mind), “ANGELS CHORUS” (where they see stars, and you know its over), “ANIMAL CRY” (where they just let out this piercing scream, and the veins in their face start bulging… its weird, trust me)… I think you get the picture… i could go on for hours with comical names for facegasms that i have come across, but instead i will leave you with this.

Your face, is what helped you get into bed, unless your wearing a mask, in which case this advice does not apply to you… No matter how funny your facegasm may be, it means that you are getting off. Just rock what you feel, rock who you are, and make sure that your partner has one too :)

Funny facegams, Delish. :) love it!!

Stay Sexy,

Ash

Yoga for sex

10 Apr

Ash,

I always thought yoga was boring. I didn’t try it much, only a couple times, but there’s no ball, no hole, no score. Boring.

But then I stumbled across an article about yoga for sex. Wow, this is my next great frontier in bed. Partly for me and my body, sure, but I especially like it when my lady is flexible.

Check out the article:

http://www.womansday.com/_mobile/sex-relationships/sex-tips/yoga-poses-that-improve-your-sex-life-117528?

Delish.

Dear Delish,

Once again you have brought to my attention something that I was not aware of prior. Delish… This is gold, like REALLY GOLD. Anything that i can do for my mind body and soul.. lets not forget the higher levels of arousal and desire, and better orgasms, I will totally do! Seriously! Where do i sign up? If you check out the poses they even make sense to do while having sex, its brilliant and I know that my guy will dig it x 100 :)

I am not one for flexibility… I am tall and slightly lanky, and have never bent well in life, but this is a great way to work on my flexibility by working the muscles slowly, and improve my sex game.

Wicked Delish.

Your New Yoga Master of Sexy,

Ash

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Refractory period – the male body’s natural break time

3 Apr

Hey,

Today a quick comment about the refractory period.

Q. What is the “refractory period”?

A. It’s the time after a man comes before he can go again.

Every guy is different but this period generally gets longer as a guy ages. It can also be affected by other factors. Tiredness. Anxieties or other things on his mind from his daily life. Time of day. Amount of alcohol in his system. And even sometimes his general level of turned-on-ness.

But that last one is the tricky one because girls may tend to only think of it as that. Sometimes girls interpret everything to mean he is more or less turned on by her. Not true. Don’t sweat it, suck it. Lick it, love it.

Use hands (his or your own.) Use a vibrator — I personally love using a vibrator on my partners. It doesn’t always do the trick, but it feels great.

Every had experiences with a guy with a short refractory period?

Did you know that guys can train themselves to have shorter refractory periods?

- Delicious

Oh Delish,

The RP, is known to me. :) But thankfully my partners have all (but one) had a very quick come back :) I agree, that ladies seem to focus on the turned-on-ness of a man, it can make you have a little bit of anxiety as a girl at times, but most of us get the idea that many factors can contribute to how long the refractory period lasts. I have found as I get older the RP actually gets shorter for me, making sex amazing and tons of fun. Maybe I am in my prime, who knows… but i dig it.

Delish is right ladies, dont sweat it, if you are hungry for more put some work into shortening that RP period! Lick it, love it, get on top of it, talk dirty, and make love! For the most part in my life I have been lucky. If i wanted another round, they were game – after round 3 things would start to taper a bit, lets be honest. At round 3 you need fluids, possible protein, and a bit of a breather, no?

How would you suggest shortening the RP Delish? Fill me in on your wisdom!

Love you long time.

Your sexy friend,

Ash

Thinking during sex

18 Mar

Hey,

What have you found yourself thinking during sex?

Seeing as I’m usually doing more of the work, it’s harder for me to get distracted, but I have thought of things like the mess on the floor, or:
- I wonder if she wants me to stop because my roommate is just outside the door.
- is she going to be offended if I put my balls in her mouth?
- damn I’m thirsty
- my feet are cold
- my arms are tired, I really gotta start back to the gym
- shit I hate this song. I really want to change it — will she mind if I get up to change it?
- is the condom still on? How can I slyly check without freaking her out?
- shit is the game on now? I better hurry up.
- damn I’m drunk and tired, I wonder if she’ll mind if I just stop and
go to sleep
- my bathroom is so dirty I wonder if I should invite her to take a
shower with me or wait til she leaves to shower
- that was a good dinner I think I ate too much
- I wonder if she wanted me to lick her pussy more because she cooked
me such an elaborate dinner
- my knees are raw and rug burned

What about your sex thoughts?

-Delicious

Delish,

Wow, you think of a lot of random things… Is it true that sometimes a man will purposfully think of things while having sex to prevent ejaculation from happening?? I know a few of the men I have been with, have to think GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF so they dont blow their load so fast, do you think this is true for most men?

I often think of lots of things while having sex.

- Is my pussy really as nice as he said.
- OMG, this guy can eat for hours.
- FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES.
- Keep doing that!!
- WOW this is amazing!
- OMFG, That was so dirty, should i say anything?
- Wow, this sucks
- I am so hungry
- wonder what kind of soap he uses?
- mmm, his hair smells nice.
- wow, this guy is really going for gold here.

I tend to think of sex related things for the most part. Sometimes if i am feeling the kink come on, I will think of hot senerios, or say dirty things in my head, to get me going even more…..

I am imaginative and creative, so my mind comes up with some pretty steamy things while being awesome in bed. It helps me achieve epic orgasms, and thank god for that!

Stay Sexy,

– Ash

Pi day…. mmmmm, yummy. Steak, blow job, and pie.

14 Mar

Today is March 14th. That’s 3.14 in the American style date. The beginning of the number Pi.

It’s also a month after Valentine’s Day. A day of chocolates, jewelry, and flowers, mostly for women.

So, today we’ll do the man version. Guy’s can get their partners Nina Hartley’s Guide to Better Fellatio, and us guys can well… what can we expect???

How about a steak and a blowjob? And since it’s Pi day, why not bake a pie. Bake a pie. Grill a steak. And a blow job, or two, or three….

And remember the 7 tips for a great blowjob:
1. Show enthusiasm.
2. Mind your teeth.
3. Show more enthusiasm.
4. Use your hands on the balls and shaft.
5. Show that you love it.
6. Some guys love gentle licking and/or pressure on the perineum.
7. Enjoy yourself (and show it.)

Sexual intelligence – great websites to learn and be entertained

20 Feb

One of my favorites. Irreverent. Fun. Funny. Informative. With a lot of diverse media.

dodsonandross.com

Great info, easily accessible. Excellent stuff on relationships, not just sex.

reidaboutsex.com

This sight is somewhat limited, though it has solid content. It is intended to support a book, which is the best sex encyclopedia in the world.

www.goofyfootpress.com

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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She can’t come and he can’t get it up

15 Feb

Hey Ash,

I wanted to make an analogy here. An equivalence. A man having penis problems is like a woman having orgasm problems. It’s a team effort.

There’s no “I” in selfish fucking. Oh, wait, there are 2.

But let’s just remind ourselves that sometimes a woman being able to have an orgasm involves practice by herself, development of sexual confidence and comfort with her body, as well as comfort with her partner.

This is sometimes similar to a guy getting limp dick syndrome or coming too fast. He’s gotta relax. Deeply. As in sub-consciously. It doesn’t necessarily help to just relax here and now in his body. It’s all about a deeper undoing of anxiety.

Performance issues for men and women are best helped if they are taken as shared issues. Ladies, help guys with their dicks, guys, help ladies with their orgasms.

Which is exactly what sex is good for if you’ve got a good partner. Yum.

- Delicious

True Story Delish, True Story.

Your analogy here works well. A man experiencing droopy dick syndrome is exactly like a girl that can’t get off. In both scenarios, you need a loving and understanding partner, who will fill you with confidence and work with you to over-cum your issue.

You also need self-confidence, and true story, relaxation. A deeper undoing of anxiety is exactly what you need to achieve… I may suggest spending time with yourself, finding out what you like, and dont like, to help you relax, and then communicating that to your partner so you can both enjoy sex and be awesome in bed together.

It can be so fun, to achieve your undoing of deeper anxiety together, i suggest starting off with lots of foreplay, and spending hours helping each other to relax :)

mmm humm.. yum :)

Ash

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First date facial come shot?

5 Feb

Hey Ash,

I have one tiny little question. When is it ok to do a facial come shot? Do I have to verbally approve it before sex starts? Is the second time we have sex too soon?

Thanks!

- Delicious

Delish!

Every man loves a good facial cum shot, and a lot of us ladies love to get one. Its dirty, and HOT! I dont know if you have to verbally approve it before you bust your load in her eye… Depends on the lady, if she’s dirty and really open about sex, I would say NO, you dont need approval to fire away. If she’s timid, and kinda of shy, then DEFINITELY ask before blowing…

And it is never too soon for a good facial. Every girl knows that ;)

Hope that helps Delish!
Your sexy friend,
Ash

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Sex etiquette: top 5 rules for proper bediquette

30 Jan

Hey Ash,

Let’s lay down some laws. What would your rules be, if you could set them for all guys, about how they should act the first time you sleep together?

For women, I’d say, the number one thing is to try not to be too nervous. Sometimes women get tense and maybe worried the first time. And that just makes everything harder, ehem, I mean more difficult and less pleasurable. What do you think of that rule?

Here’s my top three rules for women sleeping with me for the first time that I wish I could implant deeply in all chicks brains.

1. Relax and enjoy everything that you can, even if it’s not perfect. Even if it’s not familiar, even if it’s not like any sex you’ve had before, or your prior lover.
2. Don’t be afraid of talking and telling me what you like and don’t like.
3. Believe in your sexiness. I like you already, otherwise I wouldn’t be in bed with you.

What rules would you give? Maybe not for you specifically but for women in general?

XO
- Delish

LOL Delish!

Delish, you are hilarious! Rules!! LOL… Rules and Sex… lol… isnt it kind of an anything goes situation… as long as your boundaries remain intact?

I guess for women, my top 3 rules would be:

#1. Take your clothes off, and feel amazing in your body.
#2. Communicate what your dislikes and likes are.
#3. DO NOT STARFISH or lay back and think of England… WORK IT GIRLS!

I guess for Men, my top 5 rules (like they would ever follow them) would be.. ya, i have 5…

#1. FOREPLAY FOREPLAY FOREPLAY…!!!!
#2. Lube, Lube, Lube
#3. Ask before you stick anything in the back door
#4. Cuddle after sex
#5. Have fun, work together and achieve a main goal.. :)

Delish… are my rules even vaild? Can i put them into practice???
What do you think?

Playfully yours,
Ash

Ash,

Your rules are great. Foreplay longtime, lube it up, communicate, and work together (that’s right sex is a team sport! :)

- Delish

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Slutty body paint

22 Jan

Hey,

Have you ever written on the body? Using sex store paints or something? You could draw a flower around the nipple or write “slut” on the thigh. I like both pretty pictures and dirty words, but mostly dirty words. :p

Sound fun?

- Delicious

Delicious!

I have written on the body many times. I also prefer dirty words… but am up for drawing cartoons, or symbols. It is super fun if you get the edible paint, and spend a great deal of time licking it off…

Delicious, and Dirty :)
My fav,
Ash

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Advice to a workplace cheater

15 Jan

A reader writes:

I have a question. I started a new job about a month ago. The second I saw my boss I wanted to do very bad things to him. Well bad but good. You know what I mean but he is in a long term relationship, as am I.

At first I thought all of my fantasies were just mine but lately I’m thinking otherwise. I feel like he has been a tad flirty with me and we have had very in depth conversations about cheating on our significant others. Although he says its not something he would do he is the one that brought up the topic. I have really never flirted with him because I thought my urges were one-sided. I’m not sure what to do. and I realize that this might be off topic for what you usually blog about but am really unsure what to do and could really use some advice.

I am asking because I am really thinking the sex could be the best sex I’ve had in a really long time…

Thanks,
Small Town Girl

Dear Small Town Girl,

My first impression is that you want is permission to flirt, followed by, possibly, permission to cheat. But it’s not up to me. It’s up to you.

Ultimately, it’s about getting what you want sexually and in your intimate connections with others.

My first question would be how is your sex life with your current partner? What is lacking? What might make it better? Can you have a conversation about exciting sexual things you might do with him?

And are you willing to potentially lose that relationship by being with someone else? The simple logic of the situation goes like this: Option 1) Break up with your partner and you are free to do what you like. Option 2) Stay with your partner and cheat and risk all that that entails. Option 3) Stay with your partner and develop some kind of open relationship. Which do you want?

It’s all a big fat experiment. So which options are you interested in/willing to try?

Lastly Small Town Girl, many a workplace romance has worked out totally fine and dandy in the history of the world, and many a workplace romance has been totally fucked.

Best of luck.

- Delicious

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Sex with the shirts on

8 Jan

Hey Ash,

Sometimes ladies like having sex with their shirts on. What’s up with this?

I think it’s sort of hot and sexy sometimes. It’s like we’re going to fast and passionate that we don’t have time to take the shirt off, we’re just aching to get the dick in the vagina and rock and roll. And as we’re having sex, I look at her shirt and feel it against my chest and it just reminds me that we were too hot and excited and couldn’t wait to take all our clothes off.

Other times I think it’s a kind of shyness. She’ll show me her pussy but not her breasts. Her pussy, of course, I’m not looking at very much in most positions, but her breasts are more exposed. It’s almost like showing me her breasts is more intimate.

What do you think? Do you leave your shirt on? Have you been with guys who left clothes on?

- Delicious

Dearest Delish,

Good question.

Ok. What is going on with ladies keeping on their shirts while making love – its not about TITS Delish, its about body image. A lot of my friends won’t fuck with their shirt off because they are shy about their love handles, or curves.

Now, I believe that the womens body should be curvey and full of shape to be considered sexy, so it baffles my mind that they would keep their shirt on while making love… I mean, isnt the person you’re making love too supposed to find you attractive and sexy? Then why keep your shirt on?

I agree that shirt is acceptable when you dont have time to take it off in the passionate moment, but that is IT.. Bare your breasts, bare your love handles, take it off ladies. If a man is having sex with you, HE IS INTO YOU, so dont hide your beautiful body behind clothing. Let it go :)

I will not tolerate even a sock left on while in bed with me. A sock is worse then a shirt in my books. Dont you think socks are worse delish?

I make love naked.
That is all.
Your sexy and naked friend,
Ash

Hey Ash,

Ha! Yeah, I’ve heard that some ladies think socks are super un-sexy on a guy fucking. I think it can be cute on a girl sometimes. Other times I just don’t care. Me? I generally try to be fully in the buff when having sex…. and walking around my apartment afterward. ;)

- Delicious

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